I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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