Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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