i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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