best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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