I hope mine doesn't look like that
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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