And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Randomize
