Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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