Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
tell me about the fingering
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