Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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