Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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