Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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