She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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