6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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