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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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