Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
