Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
if i can run in heels then i can drive
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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