its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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