Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I need to sanitize my soul.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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