I feel like I'm in dance class right now
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Randomize
