in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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