the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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