Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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