Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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