Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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