whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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