CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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