well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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