Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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