Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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