So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
you have to choose: penises or morals?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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