4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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