I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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