I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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