He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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