I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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