I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize