I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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