The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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