She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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