Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
