went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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