used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
