: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
