i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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