theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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