Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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