you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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