Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
