I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
did you just send me my own nude
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I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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