is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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