But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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