im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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