So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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