PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i just google imaged poop.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
