good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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